THE MAGIC KITCHEN......... COPIED from myjoyonline.com
Ikemefuna is a house boy whodrinks the wine of his Boss with impunity then adds water to cover his tracks.
His Boss was suspicious & decided to buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u add water just like dettol).
Unknowing, Ikemefuna, drankfrom d wine & topped it up with water as usual.
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Sadly for him, immediately he added water d pasties becamemilky & when d Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed ikemefuna. Ikemefuna knew he was in trouble & decided to stay put in d kitchen when his boss came home.
The Boss told his wife about what he observed.
“Ikemefuna!”, he called from the sitting room.
He answered: “Yes, Boss”.
“Who drank my pasties?”.
Ikemefuna :No answer.
The Boss asked again: still noanswer.
Then d Boss went to the kitchen 2meet him there:
“Are u insane or what? Why when I call u say “yes boss” but when I ask you a questionu don’t answer me? ”
Ikemefuna retorted, “hmmm oga when u are in d kitchen udon’t understand anything atall, except ur name”
“Is that so?” asked the boss,“Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I’llgo into d kitchen & then ask me a question”
Ikemefuna accepted. When hisboss was in d kitchen he shouts: “Boss”.
“Yes, ikem” his Boss answers. Ikemefuna then asks, “Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when Madam is not at home?”
No answer.
D boi shouted again: “Boss, I say who dey sneak to d maidsroom when madam no dey house?”
No answer.
The Boss runs back from thekitchen shouting “Wonders will never cease! Ikemefuna, Itis true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one’s name.”
D wife interrupted, “that’s nottrue. It’s a lie without argument.” Ikemefuna asked ifshe’ll enter d magic kitchen 2be tested. She agreed.
Ikemefuna asks madam, “Who’s junior’s biological father? Me or d Boss?”
Madam: Mad rushed out of thekitchen. “This kitchen needs to be fumigated I can’t understand anything.
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